My Personal Information
First Name :: Christopher
Last Name :: Lunn
Age :: 20
Location :: Hawick, Scotland (or not)
Occupation :: Doing stuff
Hobbies ::
Personal Bio :: BY GOSH it's the old Pfenguin bio! Anyway, here goes.
One day in December 2000 I decided to go to Kulock's cave. He was eating a hot pocket with relish. I said, "Why do you exist?" He was about to reply when he sneezed. "Pf-pf-pfff-pffffffff-PFEH!!!" It went in the direction of me but just missed - but I caught something! My beak lit up, I turned from black to blue, and my feet turned to a more lethal-looking yellow. I was...a PFENGUIN! I shouted "GAH!" at the top of my voice, to expand my power...I glowed like mad! Then just as I finished glowing, I spewed all over Kulock's hot pocket. "Ewwwwwww! That cost me 65 cents, you know! I'm gonna charge you for this!" he said and walked off in the direction of the Moderator Cave. I walked out and then bought a chilli dog for half a chaos emerald. I ate it. THE END... pfenguin@snos-fp.co.uk Website www.snos-fp.co.uk/projects/pfenguin Elliotro's art 0\/\/|\|Z j()()! I think it has total cla *is interrupted by Jan* The Almighty L0s1 Is Out Of Town, So I Will Kill You. Gahahahahaha! *runs* Anyway...hey, this goes off topic, ne? Goodbye. Enjoy you hot pocket from the Zero Wing Cafe !!